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My daughter is already a teenager, she was not recently sold a book in a bookstore, because, it turns out, there is now an age marking and they require a passport. I thought: I will buy, but they also demanded a passport from me. As a result, they sat without books, watched Little Boys. In general, I think this is correct. It is necessary to observe, otherwise a teenager will suddenly come home, and he smells of books. Children will now gather at the shops and say: A
Release Date: 25.02.2023
№ 450905   Added Viker 02-03-2023 / 11:32
You have some kind of interesting one ... Yesterday I pickle cucumbers, and he comes in: “Why so many?” I say: "Father for a snack." And he: “Do you like what he drinks?” I say, "No, I don't like it." “Well, why are you preparing a snack for him?” It is strange, as if if there were no cucumbers, the father would stop drinking.
You have some kind of interesting one ... Yesterday I...
№ 450892   Added Viker 02-03-2023 / 11:30
- I said we have something in common, not that we are the same. This is a big difference. You stand out because you are the size of a mountain. I stand out because I'm a good specialist and my father killed fifteen women. You try to look smaller, so you hunch over and hide your hands.
№ 450298   Added Viker 14-02-2023 / 09:32
My dad, you know, he wasn't a religious man. If it couldn't be grown, killed, or eaten, for example, he simply didn't believe in it. But, once he went to the hills of Saba. Went hunting with a couple of fellow Texas Rangers. The usual thing, he had done this a hundred times already, had to do it in three days, but ... on the second day, everything went wrong for him. In the dark, he somehow fought off his friends, and then the Kamanchu Indians stole the horses ... He got hungry, began to rave, well, he crawled into such a grove. There was a small bunch of some kind of trees, and around there was only the wilderness and a whole sea of low bushes. And there he believed... He told me that in that moment he found God. Yeah. And it turned out that God is a squirrel. Yes. Big and meaty. I
Quote Explanation: A fragment of the dialogue between Fitzgerald and Bridger by the fire.
My dad, you know, he wasnt a religious man. If it couldnt...
№ 449822   Added MegaMozg 07-02-2023 / 00:42
And immediately f*ck!
Quote Explanation: Khovansky during a rap battle with Larin.
№ 449431   Added MegaMozg 26-01-2023 / 13:06
The examiners laughed. However, I got five.
№ 449339   Added MegaMozg 23-01-2023 / 22:45
Even the devil must love his father.
№ 449233   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2023 / 13:39
Cherepovets, Cherepovets, where is your mother, who is your father?
№ 448894   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2023 / 19:09
Forgive me, holy father, for I have sinned. I betrayed a man, a good man, a good man, a thief...
№ 448811   Added Viker 09-01-2023 / 11:28
- He is clean before the law. There are no sins behind him.
 - He is clean before the law. There are no sins behind him.
№ 448685   Added Viker 09-01-2023 / 10:46
It is very difficult to understand or explain, everything is philosophy, so philosophy is the father of all sciences. A mysterious world full of mysteries. May there be more people who can unravel, explain or understand these mysteries.
№ 448305   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2023 / 12:51
Our parents have a higher education: my mother is a teacher of elementary grades, my father is a university teacher, but for some reason they were not worried about their daughter's progress. They didn't force her to study harder, didn't help her with her homework, and didn't even scold her for bad grades. The explanation was the same: She
№ 448138   Added Viker 02-01-2023 / 12:22
Dad is here, no more nightmares.
№ 447791   Added MegaMozg 20-12-2022 / 16:51