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Mouth whispers, "Hey, listen,
That you're nose dull?
You are indifferent to everything,
It's like the light is out of your place.
Sad Nose replied:
- Didn't you notice,
Peephole - two,
Ears - two,
Two hands
And two legs,
Only we live with you
Alone, weirdos!
- What Are You, Nose,
Why are we worse,
I told you more than once:
If you and I are friends -
So, there are two of us too!
№ 424047   Added Viker 23-07-2021 / 16:33
- Oh, just not with you.
№ 423493   Added Viker 17-07-2021 / 13:58
- I know a lot of assholes, but I have never seen such *** stupid as these two.
№ 423156   Added Viker 16-07-2021 / 12:18
Two acquaintances? The same sympathy can turn out, you know, sympathy!
№ 422434   Added MegaMozg 07-07-2021 / 13:09
Maybe this is not parting. Maybe it's just two friends getting back together.
№ 422391   Added MegaMozg 07-07-2021 / 11:00
I remember that I once met a charming couple. They gave the impression that they continued to love each other dearly even after many years of marriage. Each of them surrounded the other with constant attention, and I envied the happy fate of this woman. If it were possible, I would gladly switch places with her. Later, I learned that for eleven years now, these two, being alone, have not said a single word to each other. Moral of the story: Don't envy anyone!
№ 421784   Added MegaMozg 01-07-2021 / 19:06
You know... I've been here for a very, very long time... I remember a lot. I remember standing on the shore and watching the gray fish crawl out on the beach. And the voice of the older brother: "Don't step on this fish, Castiel! We have big plans for it." I remember the Tower of Babel. All her eleven meters that probably struck at that time. And when it collapsed, everyone shouted: "The wrath of God!", But fully... Dried manure can not be folded too high. I remember Cain and Abel. David and Goliath. Garden and Gomorrah. And, of course, I remember the most impressive event. Impressive in that it never happened. He was prevented by two boys... Old drunkard... And a fallen angel. Great story. And we tore up the ending, and the rules, and fate. Leaving only freedom and choice. And it's all beautiful... That's just... And if that's the wrong choice? How do I figure that out? I'm looking ahead. Let me tell you my story. I'll tell you everything.
№ 421764   Added MegaMozg 01-07-2021 / 18:06
In a world where everything and everyone is disorganized, marriage is a place where two people, thanks to the fact that they love each other, become one, a place where strife ends, where the realization of a single life begins. And this is the greatest miracle of human relations: two suddenly become one person, two faces suddenly, because they fell in love and accepted each other to the end, completely, turn out to be something more than a two, than just two people, turn out to be a unity.
№ 419677   Added MegaMozg 25-05-2021 / 14:48
The flame does not go out when two are responsible for it.
№ 419622   Added MegaMozg 24-05-2021 / 02:00
Two straight lines do not intersect
№ 418164   Added MegaMozg 01-05-2021 / 11:27
Autumn rain poured from the sky,
Stalin was in power.
Two in plain clothes approached:
"Citizen, get out!"
Quote Explanation: About his birth in 1937.
№ 417738   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2021 / 21:06
After the premiere, the audience rushed to the box office in bulk. There was a case when two nobles had a mortal fight in a crush and fought in a duel.
Quote Explanation: Premiere of the play "Shaly, or All at the wrong time"
№ 417132   Added MegaMozg 16-04-2021 / 00:18
painted over. And some just forget that they had to draw something. They get used to what their parents painted and then wonder why they are not satisfied with this picture. Because everything that we are is from the very childhood that our parents invest in us: what is our name, what is our religion, what are our views. Just like a stapler attached - then it will figure it out. And some then do not understand.
№ 416647   Added Viker 13-04-2021 / 13:34
When you think about all these countless galaxies and combinations of DNA and meet, despite the meager chances, the same person - it's a miracle.
№ 416609   Added MegaMozg 08-04-2021 / 15:27