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- Konrad Karlovich Mikhelson, forty-eight years old, non-partisan, single, member of the union since 1921, a highly moral person, my good friend, seems to be a friend of the children... But you don’t have to be friends with the children: the police won’t demand this from you.
№ 461346   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2024 / 15:18
And why do you give a damn that the state is dealt such blows? Yes, you are not alone ... There are many who look indifferently at how the country is being robbed. For some, this causes admiration, delight. “Oh, how people can live!” And if they steal a purse with three rubles from there, they immediately shout: “Sentry! Police! Robbed!” Well, three rubles are their own, and thousands are uncles ...
Quote Explanation: 2nd series.
And why do you give a damn that the state is dealt such...
№ 455528   Added MegaMozg 05-08-2023 / 19:18
And saying: I will come
№ 449942   Added Viker 08-02-2023 / 10:44
Like tight two braids.
№ 449935   Added Viker 08-02-2023 / 10:43
Knife to the ground! Police!
Knife to the ground! Police!
№ 432593   Added MegaMozg 06-12-2021 / 08:06
My police take care of themselves.
№ 427276   Added MegaMozg 07-09-2021 / 20:06
If Bonapart is ever to be in Russia, he will, of course, grow out of a police guard. This is perfect in the spirit of my fatherland.
№ 413291   Added MegaMozg 09-02-2021 / 13:09
- No, the worst thing is if the state finds out about your affairs!
Quote Explanation: The seventh and twelfth lines belong to the person in the audience.
№ 412200   Added MegaMozg 28-01-2021 / 00:12
- We'll find, we'll find! And we'll find your Pashka. We were specially assigned to this case ... From the hammermen!
№ 407478   Added MegaMozg 26-11-2020 / 13:45
- Then you were wrong Zaitsev. Then your best bet would be to go to the executioners!
№ 407474   Added MegaMozg 26-11-2020 / 13:33
This life is still a mess, life is not in my competence,
№ 407401   Added MegaMozg 24-11-2020 / 19:15
- Well, can you tell me as an experienced teacher, huh?
- Point it is necessary to look!
- What?
General. What, for example, he loves?
- Loves to walk.
- Empty. That is, I wanted to say, this does not happen. Better have to look! When you are together go anywhere else? In the theater or there...
- In the past year. I think. Well, you see, Viktor Sergeevich, at us there all the time for emergency emergency. Now the prisoners have escaped, I from leave caused.
- No need for all prisoners to ship! You know how there people get! First begin to smoke, then, you see, the drunk came sidekick thieves, fight, police, court! And all, rolled down the bumpy downhill!
№ 390805   Added MegaMozg 10-04-2020 / 09:48
- Stop lying, Romashkin! I'm all about you know! Well, admit me at least, one on one, that you are not a teacher, but who?
- Honestly?
- Honestly.
- A quick con...
- No, well... how can you talk seriously? Well, why don't you just say that I'm an ordinary policeman?
I can't tell...
№ 390803   Added MegaMozg 10-04-2020 / 09:42