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Family life is boring and uninteresting! This is not life, there is no freedom! So says an aged hunter who never possessed a truly valuable trophy ...

- Congratulations.
- Congratulations should not be on the wife, Johnny, but on the husband.
- And what should I say to my wife?
- Good luck.
- Good luck.

- On my own, perhaps I'll pay.

- Me too. But only for a while.

- We are riding in a carriage drawn by four horses, and the governor meets us with a golden key, like Pinocchio.

- Why two weddings?
- The people crave spectacles and they should get them.

Yes, she was a courtesan and you are the Pope, but you once loved her. And I will always love her! And my mother should be at my wedding!

- You're a village fool, not a professional! Do you think I didn't see you kissing in the jar?
- It was a wedding! And at the wedding they kiss! And no need to writhe innocence, I don't think I saw you slip your tongue into his mouth?
- What a wedding - the bride stinkes with a horse and kisses like a chicken, and I needed comfort in my grief.
- For your information, he said my kiss was beautiful.
- For your information, he said that...
- For your information, I can no longer listen to gnawing over kisses when the future of your country is threatened! I contacted you in vain! You are not serious, you are stupid girls, playing with the lives of thousands of people - fifochka and rustic! Do you think someone will follow you? What do you think of yourself, I wonder? What was I thinking, fool, broke my life! Destroyed his career and for what? And you know what's dumbest? Everyone won't care because we'll be hanged soon!

Beauty replaces a girl's dowry.

- And then somehow I suddenly noticed his mine, his house, his estate ...

- I will definitely play the wedding waltz at your wedding.
- That's not worth it. Only the wedding will upset.

And if the first month of marriage is called honey, then the first month of open love, by all rights, can be called nectar - this is the horizon after a thunderstorm; light, but without heat, cool without clouds.

Sunset is like a wedding, just a few moments.

It's one thing to get married and quite another to share your life with another person. It takes a lot of love, a lot of space for love. This territory is equipped with two people and it should not be cramped for either one.