taxes [Theme] Page 1

- Liquor and vodka industry. Yes, you know, these are live taxes, by the way, so I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a patriot. The whole country rests on people like me.

No enemy dares to cross my borders without paying the appropriate bribe!

The land and the city belong to the jarl in Vaitran, I just pay taxes.

- Shackled remains shackled wherever he goes, and free - on the contrary. Whoever you serve, wherever you live, if you choose with your heart, you are free, because it is impossible to bind your heart.

Again, people always want to eat, drink, walk and play cards, who is dice, regardless of who they bend their backs in front of and on whose behalf taxes are collected.

tax.

I am sure that there can be no toll roads. We pay heavy taxes. You just need to put an end to the theft and make sure that everything is open, publicly, it is not so that a single supplier won the competition, which for some reason is a relative of the governor or some official.

You supported the king, whose court was full of poison, whose taxes were unbearable, and who killed those in the evening who smiled and pardoned during the day, but you called him pious! Alas, your righteous Henry has been defeated and now I am the king!

- A-ha-ha-ha-ha, think, it hurts! I'll go to Red Square, take a walk, lie down a little! Yosya, dash then write off [gets up and leaves]

- No, the worst thing is if the state finds out about your affairs!

- Ninety-five percent of them will stick together, dear. At least the pensions will definitely not go up. How! I said everything!

- Chief, Chief, I get it! Offshore is great!
- This... He's a fool, huh?!
- Colleague, no matter what pills, from the head, you do not take, you need to urgently increase the dose!
- Chief, and what's the solution?
- I repeat once again: all the money should be transferred here, to Russia, and pay seven percent from them!
- And that's it? That's it, that's it! What are you, only, case, unclear? Seven percent? Wait a minute, this needs to be figured out!
- Think, dear, estimate. And don't forget to deduct your expenses for maintaining a black cash register and a criminal roof. You won't need them anymore.
- I agree!

- The connection is direct: the state offers me to pay ninety-five percent of taxes on my profits. In order to remain an honest person, I must, at the same time, take off my last panties, excuse me, but I'm sorry. This is a gift to my mistress, sorry again. Therefore, I withdraw practically all my capital somewhere, to Cyprus, offshore, where I pay only four percent; and I leave a small part here, in Russia, and honestly pay taxes from it. Now the inspection comes to me, asks: "Is your office?" Not mine. The grandfather is registered. He, I have - a war veteran. And the dacha on the ruble? Uncle is Afghan. And the Mercedes? Dear brother. He's a Hero of the Soviet Union. And I am naked and clean, there is nothing. There is nothing. Just like you have on me. Here are our chosen ones, who are all, as one, businessmen, so poor. That is why it is so easy to find compromising evidence on them! And if it was possible to keep all the money here, my income would become open and I would be not only officially rich, but also crystal honest. It is difficult to find compromising evidence on an honest person. I have no money offshore, period. Everything! All here! Everything in Russia! Everything works for the good of me and the country, in my opinion.

- What is the name of the economic program for the transition from the Kingdom of crooked rubles to the Kingdom of straight rubles, if we called it a financial constitution?