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In Hellas, skillful people participate in competitions, and they are judged by unsophisticate ones.
№ 411639   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2021 / 15:57
Афоризмы о жизни...
Жизнь человека - дальняя дорога к мечтам.
The human life is a long road to the dreams.
Жизнь человека - бесконечная борьба со временем.
The human life is an endless struggle with time.
Жизнь человека - падение капли дождя в реку забвения.
Man’s life is the fall of a raindrop into the river of oblivion.
Жизнь человека - падение хрустальной вазы на гранитный пол.
The human life is the fall of a crystal vase on a granite floor.
Жизнь человека - это лишь миг между поцелуем матери и смерти.
The human life is only a moment between the kiss of mother and death.
Жизнь человека - испытательный полигон для ошибок и ударов судьбы.
The life is a testing ground for mistakes and blows of destiny.
Жизнь человека - это болото, и только леший с кикиморами в нём не утонут.
The human life is a swamp, and only the wood-goblin and the kikimores do not drown in it.
Жизнь человека - это большой спорт с многочисленными травмами и сверхнагрузками.
The human life is the professional sport with numerous injuries and overloads.
Жизнь человека - спектакль, где режиссер - это судьба, а люди лишь марионетки в её руках.
The human life is a performance where the director is fate, and people are just puppets in her hands.
Жизнь человека - раскраска, заработаешь деньги на краски, будет красочной, не заработаешь, будет серой.
The human life is colouring, if earning money for the paints will be painted, if not earning will be somber.
Жизнь - это равенство между агрессией и смирением, а когда это равенство нарушается - пирует смерть.
Life is the equality between aggression and humility, and when this equality is violated, death feasts.
№ 411036   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2021 / 16:24
- Sex is a fun sport. To play sports, you need to get used to it, train yourself to do exercises every day in the morning, go to the gym on weekends and at least twice a week run five kilometers. Laziness, reluctance and lack of time against the fact that a person played sports. But sex, I lifted my finger up, Sex is sacred. Poses from the Kama Sutra - exercises for stretching muscles. You fuck a girl by pressing her against the wall and holding her with your hands is a static exercise on the biceps. The usual pose, when the man on top is the cleanest bar with push-ups from the bed. Moreover, - I took a sip - Endorphin, released during orgasm, is the best enemy of excess fat and excess calories.
- In addition, sex is a very good remedy for age. By the way, many women refuse guys because of migraine, but they say - sex is a chic medicine for headaches by increasing endorphins and corticosteroid in the blood during arousal and orgasm, which is an excellent analgesic, - the Italian said thoughtfully. - This is a rest for both the soul and the body.
- Maybe - that's it plus families? Permanent sexual partner. Do you see any other advantages? I turned my head and looked into the girl's eyes.
- Well, other than that, there are still plenty of pluses - Mary "drawn" quotation marks in the air. - 1) "She doesn't let me drink", "He makes sense like a goat of milk" 2) A regular sexual partner can either get bored or cause feelings of disgust and anger. In addition, another "plus" - constant quarrels. Or too vanilla, because of which at work will be vilifying. So I do not see any advantages in family life, - the Italian said. - Yes, and in the end, when one gets bored, he can escape, as most people do. Just run away from your wife and child and remember what their name was.
- You're right.
Quote Explanation: Characters from the text RPG "Barefoot Down Baker Street"
№ 408435   Added MegaMozg 07-12-2020 / 16:42
Parachuting is just like sex - a long foreplay and a moment's pleasure.
Quote Explanation: Character from the text role-playing game "Barefoot on Baker Street"
№ 408090   Added Viker 07-12-2020 / 12:55
Many mothers shield their sons from household chores. They think that boys are better off spending their free time in sports and other extracurricular activities necessary to get into a good college, or just enjoyable. I understand this desire - to help the child achieve a long-term goal, but the mother should remember: an interest in life or improving her son's skills is nothing if he does not learn labor discipline, point work is different from sports and other activities focused on the personality of the child. Work teaches us to persist in achieving results simply because it has to be done. If a child spends time in the afternoon picking leaves, they are not doing it to get praise or to improve their skills. He does this for the good of the family and is proud of his help and the responsibility entrusted to him.
№ 405137   Added MegaMozg 09-10-2020 / 12:51
If management is elected, then it must be trusted. And if you manage it yourself all the time, well, life passes. There are many interesting things, in addition to business, in life: sports, art, for example.
№ 404504   Added MegaMozg 25-09-2020 / 21:45
Sports can help fight stress - but without positive thoughts, it is negligible!
№ 404150   Added MegaMozg 19-09-2020 / 13:21
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№ 403519   Added MegaMozg 06-09-2020 / 17:54
I have found harmony with myself and my body for a long time - since I understood what healthy eating is and how important it is to exercise regularly.
№ 402971   Added MegaMozg 27-08-2020 / 21:39
Music and sports are the best cure for mental disorder!
№ 402679   Added MegaMozg 19-08-2020 / 15:27
Sport is a heavy daily work - not everyone can pass pytanie work!
№ 402562   Added MegaMozg 16-08-2020 / 23:51
Man is the form which is necessary for his lifestyle.
№ 402221   Added MegaMozg 09-08-2020 / 13:48
Music and sports are not saved from death, but provide a unique opportunity to live a full life!
№ 399969   Added MegaMozg 07-07-2020 / 12:39