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- Hi, I'm Rick K-22. This is my Morty. We travel through realities and ask the Peaks to make donations to Fund the reconstruction of the Citadel of Ricks.
- What are you, stupid? We were done with the Citadel of Ricks. I voosche never supported, so I killed all the bosses and left the Citadel to rot.
Oh, that was you.
- First they tried to kill him.
- That damn. Well, we have good news - there is no Council anymore.
- He knows that. He's killed them.
- Want to upset her Morty?
- Every day.
Fund the reconstruction of the Citadel of Ricks. Not...
- Morty, he did not sacrifice. Are you trying to push the "Bal Secret Police" black teenager.
№ 398015   Added MegaMozg 15-06-2020 / 12:00
Grandma loved Alsoi together to watch the evening news. Sometimes after the news, Elsa asked my grandmother why adults do dumb shit. The grandmother replied: this is because adults are people too, and people are inherently assholes. Elsa objected that it is illogical, because except for the stupid things adults have to do a lot of good. For example, space flight, United Nations, vaccines, sirotci. To this my grandmother replied: "the Whole trick is that no one person is completely full of shit, but not to be they also can not. It is important to try to be less asshole - but this is the most difficult thing in life."
№ 396368   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2020 / 19:36
- I have news.
- No news. No. Today we mourn the loss of this beautiful woman. Don't need news because news means information, information means action, action means new losses. I don't want any news.
№ 396021   Added Viker 24-05-2020 / 13:44
The news throws the most burdensome and difficult to understand - the truth.
№ 394100   Added Viker 10-05-2020 / 10:09
Our drugs are our thoughts. We can't just sit quietly in silence. We need to watch or listen to the movie, music, news. Just get something!
But inside each of us so live and beautiful music is a heavenly melody. Just to hear it, needed silence.
№ 392745   Added MegaMozg 29-04-2020 / 16:30
- What news, sister?
- Hee hee, open ear, Chuchundra, today a lot!
№ 392385   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2020 / 22:09
"There's nothing to it" and "stick to your last",
Shown of all romance their life spans.
The charm of novelty or adoring the past,
No more among the also rans.
It spread like wildfire in a day,
"And there'll be crash-land" so they say.
Well proven patterns
So it must be vertigo
But we will give them quite a show.




"Nothing difficult", "stick to his last",*
Their life is permeated with romance.
The charm of novelty or admiration of the past,
Among them there are no losers anymore.
The news spread like wild fire in a day
"They're gonna crash" - say all of them.
All checked carefully,
So it must be dizzy,
We'll have a show for them.


EdenbridgeOctober Memotivasi sitatapatra
Quote Explanation: * - (Let the cobbler) stick to his last - everyone cricket stick to his last; the Trouble is, since cakes start oven cobbler.
№ 384826   Added MegaMozg 20-12-2019 / 15:04
People behave the way they were fedreserve, what is the news chosen for them, as they distract from what they should not hear.
№ 384048   Added MegaMozg 07-12-2019 / 13:46
- Where Is Donnie?
- May have gone to catch the new kids for bionics.
- I heard that!
Donnie, you have to see these news! Those criminals are referred to by the President, last night broke into the Pentagon!
What? In the Pentagon, no one can penetrate!
- Yeah, so many angles, try to find where there is the entrance.
But if they broke into the Pentagon, so they need the secret information.
- It is necessary to go into the belly of the crane and to reason with him?
Great idea! Let's just say that being evil is bad and he will encircle us in the arms!
- You know better.
3 Season 19 Series
№ 381325   Added MegaMozg 29-10-2019 / 14:52
Now, including the news, you understand in advance what and with what intonation will tell you. And what channel it occurs also more or less not important. And Yes, if you threw "the idiot box" and read the news on the Internet, then your view of the world is manipulated not just vampires, which are known to work with the editors of television news, and Google's algorithms. That is, we manipulated either vampires or robots.
№ 380094   Added MegaMozg 08-10-2019 / 05:13
- I have for you two news: one good, the other bad. With what to begin?
- Start with the bad.
I forgot good.
№ 380062   Added MegaMozg 08-10-2019 / 03:36
- Vasily Ivanovich, what's new in the world of scientific literature?
- In the Bermuda triangle again, not right.
№ 373083   Added Viker 24-06-2019 / 14:27
News on Twitter spread very quickly. And at the same rate can be broken heart.
News breaks fastest on Twitter. Hearts can be broken as quickly.
№ 372572   Added MegaMozg 15-06-2019 / 02:08
- It was necessary first to break the news to her.
- Well, you! It's not every day you find out you're a dead Princess.
Quote Explanation: In a time when often appeared pseudo-Anastasia Romanov, met a girl who could really be Anastasia.
1 Season 10 Series
№ 371597   Added MegaMozg 05-06-2019 / 03:18
News on TV should be transmitted every half hour. Why the toilets in McDonald's are washed every 30 minutes, and brain washed Imbeciles less toilets?
№ 369397   Added MegaMozg 10-05-2019 / 21:26