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Vic: God help. How I would have smacked you so that you would not get up! Listen, take him better, drive him out!

possibilities.

The news about the skills fell like snow on your head. And after the snow, another piece of the roof and a neighbor's cat fell.

- Me too, I just live nearby, it was kapets loud. By the way, I thought: what if they take us to the zoo so that rich animals would look at us? Judge for yourself. Lions. Sometimes they don't even come out, they don't really give a fuck.

I have trouble sleeping, I fall asleep hard, so I like to watch some programs about animals at night. But did you not notice that all these programs are like a criminal chronicle, and such, hardcore, from the 90s? Everyone pees each other out of lawlessness, but thanks to the fact that in these films there is a female voice, it does not sound so harsh: "Of this hundred little turtles, only two or three will survive. Such is life." If the news showed on "Discovery", they would also not listen so dramatically: "As a result of increasing the retirement age to its onset, only two pensioners out of a hundred will live to see it, but such is life."

I've noticed that many viewers don't need positive news at all. Everyone is only interested in some kind of trash. And in order to increase the ratings, we even added a little bit of drama and negativity to the good news. Like: "The deputies of Ust-Kamenogorsk proposed a bill on free travel for pensioners. Presumably, the law will come into force in October next year. But will Vera Pavlovna live to see this day? The question remains open!"

Gentlemen, I have two news for you. Good - we ended the war, bad - we lost it ...

In the fall of 2013, Swedish singer Jay-Jay Johansson visited our city, his concert was held at the LOFT club, of course, we agreed on an interview with a world celebrity. And so he came to "Prima", settled in the dressing room and waited for the air. A working TV broadcast our news, and in them in a row: the collapse of the wall on Svobodny, some pickets, right there - Offspring gives a concert in Yarygin ... At some point, JJ turns and says in surprise: “All this is real in Is it happening in Krasnoyarsk? " Apparently, he thought he was going to the taiga, but ended up in a megapolis with a population of over one million.

Gennady Statyevsky never used so few quotation marks.

- What is good, bad? And then I have exhausted the shit limit for today.

All this took place in a poor, far from civilization Kurdish village, in which there was no electricity, no roads, no doctors, no school. Behind the dense veil of isolation, no news from the outside penetrated. The inhabitants of the village did not hear about the consequences of the Second World War, nor about the atomic bomb. Nevertheless, they were convinced that strange things were happening in a world far from the banks of the Euphrates. They did not have a desire to know this unknown world, and distant wanderings seemed to them a completely meaningless occupation. Everything that is, was and will be in this world, a person sees around him, here and now. People are supposed to live in one place, like trees and stones. The exceptions are three categories: itinerant mystics who have lost their past, fools who are devoid of reason, and poets who have lost their beloved. All the other villagers.

- I don’t want to. I am in an elevated mood, and the present headquarters do not know how to bring about battles.

- It looks like the ex-champion has passed out. Dave, you have the floor.

- Ha ha ha! Oh, I'll rip off both of his hands!